tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-312865282024-02-28T02:38:26.935-08:00Hanala Sagal's Traumedy CentralI Blogged before there was an Internet. It was called Public Access TV. (I was called Suzan.) Visit www.traumedycentral.comUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-26868590310154629092010-02-11T10:36:00.000-08:002012-06-22T23:48:56.980-07:00V-Day is Coming!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/S3TOUObmiZI/AAAAAAAACCo/EOYp_pr_PrQ/s1600-h/I%27m+Mad+Cover3.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 248px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/S3TOUObmiZI/AAAAAAAACCo/EOYp_pr_PrQ/s320/I%27m+Mad+Cover3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437197497009605010" /></a><br />“The Secret” to Avoid a Valentines’ Day Massacre<br /><br /><br />V-Day is Coming!<br /><br />DeBeers, Hallmark and Sees Candies have all made their plans for our love life, but what have we come up with? Most people make intricate plans for their wedding day, but for the actual marriage, well, they just hope it’ll work out.<br /><br /><br />We know that 50% of marriages end in divorce - but which is the lucky 50%? How many truly happy married couples do you know? With odds like these, why do we still get excited when a friend announces they’re getting married? Is it temporary amnesia. We offer, “CONGRATULATIONS!” About what, exactly? A future filled with painful learning lessons?<br /><br /><br />Somewhere between Ozzie Nelson and Ozzy Osbourne, happily married even disappeared from TV. It’s still in the movies. Yes, and everyone looks like Matt Damon and Charlize Theiron. In the movies, boy meets girl, boy loses girl. Boy and girl make up and get married. The End. We’re not there for when the boy disappoints the girl. The girl criticizes the boy. The boy cheats on the girl with an anorexic. The girl gains forty pounds and runs up the Visa bill. After “the end”, it’s a whole different movie.<br /><br /><br />Dancing With the Psychics<br /><br /><br />If you have to hire a mind-reader to know how what’s really going on in your partner’s head, you have serious connective issues. Some people will go on Jerry Springer, they drag unsuspecting family members, and ruthlessly unleash feelings they’ve been keeping in for years. Why don’t they do that at home? Because at home they run the risk of being interrupted, invalidated, accused unfairly, dismissed impatiently, or worse—they could hear something that will validate their already low opinion of themselves. Who wants that? Practically nobody. But, supply three cameras and a satellite feed, and they’ve got an arena complete with Oprah to offer empathy, Dr. Phil to provide clinical kudos, and audiences to back them up. They’ve got the heads bobbing, “You go girl! He ain’t nothin’ but a dog of a man. You tell him, honey!” And then they turn to the poor shnook to say, “SEE, I’m right! You are a jerk!” <br /><br />Now, is that a statement meant for closeness? Would it kill her to treat her guy like a hero? Maybe, but, what’s a jerk gonna do except tick her off even more?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Ok, here’s the big “secret”<br /><br /><br />When looking for a mate, choose a person you want to live with, rather than just a rerun of who you’ve lived with in the past. Familiar is not the same as healthy. Get to know others by letting them get to know you. They’ll find out anyway. Better now than when the Botox wears off. Pay attention to the clues. If you find yourself saying things like, “Deep down, he’s really a great guy”, or “But, he can be so cute”, or, “She only gets like that when she drinks”, renew your subscription to match.com immediately. Just do it. <br /><br /><br />Remember when men were from Mars and women were from Venus? Remember when Pluto was a planet? If we have the power to remove the identity of a whole planet, how hard is it to destroy the self-confidence of a little human being? One of the big bombs to blow up a happy home is the pattern of thinking I’ve dubbed: “But If I Stop Criticizing Him, How Will He Grow?” Calling someone stupid never makes them smarter. Just angrier. And angry people often act stupid.<br /><br /><br />In the home, men often want to feel like a king — sometimes a queen — but mostly, they want to know they can act the fool. We’d all like to be able to act like a moron in the privacy of our own home. We’d like to be able to make a mistake without being burned at the stake.<br /><br /><br />I used to be vigilant, trying to never make a mistake. But that meant always paying attention. I was so exhausted, I barely had the energy to go from the couch to the fridge. Sometimes we get into committed relationships just so that we can be a vegetable. We stare at the TV, maybe watch The Discovery Channel to see what the other animals are doing to survive, and we get a better feeling about our placement on the food chain.<br /><br /><br />The Secret Questions???<br /><br /><br />Who do you deserve to be with? And, how do you feel about yourself when the two of you are together?<br /><br /><br />Seeing as we pick up many of our skills by observation, I asked myself “What did I see growing up?” My parents were Holocaust survivors. Ozzie and Harriet they weren’t, going through the Holocaust made them cranky. WWII was over in 1945, but in our house, the fight never ended. Life was a struggle to get heard and comforted. Well, if you’re a criticized and neglected child, the tendency is to (unconsciously) choose mates who will make you as depressed/frustrated/powerless as you felt as a child. When you grow up in a house with a really bad smell, you can’t even imagine what it’s like living with a nice smell. Life just stinks.<br /><br /><br />Both sexes deserve , and have a longing for, relationships where partners make each other feel cherished and respected. The vows? They should go something like: “Yes, you are baffling and your behavior is regularly disturbing, but I promise to listen to what you have to say without becoming defensive. I will try to gain understanding as you babble on, even if what you’re saying brings up feelings of annoyance, fear and rage. I will not dismiss you as all those who’ve come before me.” <br /><br /><br />Life is Messy<br /><br />We’re all periodic idiots, so celebrate the morons of your life! If you’ve put your loved one’s flaws under the microscope, and they’ve grown and multiplied like the Blob, perhaps there are bigger issues you’re <span style="font-style:italic;">ignoring</span>. Or maybe you’ve just gotten into the habit of criticizing. If you’re not being paid to do it, you’re just an amateur. Leave the job to the professionals. Like your mother.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-58995250388531158672010-11-14T08:31:00.000-08:002010-11-14T08:31:43.066-08:00The Suzan Stadner Showmy old show!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-14529002006396507172010-06-20T15:24:00.000-07:002010-06-20T15:24:03.704-07:00Hanala's - Oprah Audition- Self-Discovery Channel - Please Vote Now<object style="background-image:url(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/UdYah9bCJAA/hqdefault.jpg)" width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UdYah9bCJAA&hl=en_US&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UdYah9bCJAA&hl=en_US&fs=1" width="425" height="344" allowScriptAccess="never" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" 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href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/St4e_guWbJI/AAAAAAAAB9E/MBbiqcfIVUs/s1600-h/Joe+Sagal+%26+Hanala+at+Playhouse.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 343px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/St4e_guWbJI/AAAAAAAAB9E/MBbiqcfIVUs/s400/Joe+Sagal+%26+Hanala+at+Playhouse.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394783480101366930" /></a><br /><a href="traumedycentral.com"></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-47842470480144106262009-03-08T21:38:00.000-07:002009-05-06T02:37:34.346-07:00SIX MILLION Hits on YouTube!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SbGuxuyK6yI/AAAAAAAABdY/uYkdOwHdaE8/s1600-h/Hilde+floor+tongue.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 150px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SbGuxuyK6yI/AAAAAAAABdY/uYkdOwHdaE8/s320/Hilde+floor+tongue.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310217605041810210" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >I do Podcasts, I get - </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >maybe</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" > - 150,000 hits.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" ><br />My dog</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" > does a couple of videos<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" > <a style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4dl1iiu2jA"><span style="font-style: italic;">6 Million hits</span></a></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">! </span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span 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-moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" border="0" /></div><div style="width: 33.1602%;" class="image-bar image-bar-overlay"><img class="gwt-Image" src="http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/clear.cache.gif" style="background: transparent url(http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/FA748F5924E695E0879E211051747E8C.cache.png) no-repeat scroll -426px 0px; width: 500px; height: 10px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" border="0" /></div></div></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td class="vtitle"><div class="insight-nowrap link normalText">United Arab Emirates</div></td><td class="percent"><div class="gwt-Label">25</div></td><td class="bar"><div class="image-bar-wrapper"><div class="image-bar"><img class="gwt-Image" src="http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/clear.cache.gif" style="background: transparent url(http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/FA748F5924E695E0879E211051747E8C.cache.png) no-repeat scroll -1328px 0px; width: 500px; height: 10px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" border="0" /></div><div style="width: 24.5385%;" class="image-bar image-bar-overlay"><img class="gwt-Image" src="http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/clear.cache.gif" style="background: transparent url(http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/FA748F5924E695E0879E211051747E8C.cache.png) no-repeat scroll -426px 0px; width: 500px; height: 10px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" border="0" /></div></div></td></tr><tr class="even"><td class="vtitle"><div class="insight-nowrap link normalText">Morocco</div></td><td class="percent"><div class="gwt-Label">20</div></td><td class="bar"><div class="image-bar-wrapper"><div class="image-bar"><img class="gwt-Image" src="http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/clear.cache.gif" style="background: transparent url(http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/FA748F5924E695E0879E211051747E8C.cache.png) no-repeat scroll -1328px 0px; width: 500px; height: 10px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" border="0" /></div><div style="width: 19.8961%;" class="image-bar image-bar-overlay"><img class="gwt-Image" src="http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/clear.cache.gif" style="background: transparent url(http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/FA748F5924E695E0879E211051747E8C.cache.png) no-repeat scroll -426px 0px; width: 500px; height: 10px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" border="0" /></div></div></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td class="vtitle"><div class="insight-nowrap link normalText">Pakistan</div></td><td class="percent"><div class="gwt-Label">19</div></td><td class="bar"><div class="image-bar-wrapper"><div class="image-bar"><img class="gwt-Image" src="http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/clear.cache.gif" style="background: transparent url(http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/FA748F5924E695E0879E211051747E8C.cache.png) no-repeat scroll -1328px 0px; width: 500px; height: 10px; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" border="0" /></div><div style="width: 18.9013%;" class="image-bar image-bar-overlay"><img class="gwt-Image" src="http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/clear.cache.gif" style="background: transparent url(http://insight.youtube.com/video-analytics/static/ifp/FA748F5924E695E0879E211051747E8C.cache.png) no-repeat scroll -426px 0px; width: 500px; height: 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height: 137px;" alt="" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513SMWXC9ZL._SL500_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_SL150_.jpg" border="0" /></a></p></td><td valign="middle"><div><table style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; border-collapse: collapse; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;" border="0"><colgroup><col style="width: 182px;"></colgroup><tbody valign="top"><tr style="height: 3px;"><td style="padding: 5px;" valign="middle"><p style="text-align: center;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;" ><strong>18 Reviews</strong><br /> </span></p><div style="text-align: center;"><table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 252px; height: 103px;" border="0"><colgroup><col style="width: 59px;"><col style="width: 65px;"><col style="width: 39px;"></colgroup><tbody valign="top"><tr style="height: 0px;"><td style="padding-bottom: 1px; padding-right: 8px;" valign="middle"><p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/review/product/1931643768/ref=pd_ts_b_1_cm_cr_acr_pop_hist_5?%5Fencoding=UTF8&filterBy=addFiveStar">5 star</a><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;" >: </span></p></td><td valign="middle"><p style="text-align: right;"><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;" > (18)</span></p></td></tr><tr style="height: 0px;"><td style="padding-bottom: 1px; padding-right: 8px;" valign="middle"><p><span style="font-family:Verdana;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">4 star</span><span style="color:black;">: </span></span></p></td><td valign="middle"><p style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:Verdana;" > (0)</span></p></td></tr><tr style="height: 31px;"><td style="padding-bottom: 1px; padding-right: 8px;" valign="middle"><br /></td><td valign="middle"><br /></td></tr><tr style="height: 0px;"><td style="padding-bottom: 1px; padding-right: 8px;" valign="middle"><br /></td><td valign="middle"><br /></td></tr><tr style="height: 3px;"><td style="padding-bottom: 1px; padding-right: 8px;" valign="middle"><br /></td><td valign="middle"><br /></td></tr></tbody></table></div></td></tr></tbody></table></div><p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Parents-Through-Holocaust-Lousy-Tshirt/dp/1931643768/ref=pd_ts_b_1?ie=UTF8&s=books"><strong>My Parents Went Through the Holocaust and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt</strong></a><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;" ><br /> </span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Verdana;color:black;" >by S. Hanala Stadner </span><br /> </p><p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/review/product/1931643768/ref=pd_ts_b_1_cm_cr_acr_img?_encoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1"><img alt="" src="http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/ratings/stars-5-0._V25749326_.gif" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:Verdana;"> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/review/product/1931643768/ref=pd_ts_b_1_cm_cr_acr_img?_encoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1"><img alt="" src="http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/carrot._V47081519_.gif" border="0" /></a> (</span><a href="http://www.amazon.com/review/product/1931643768/ref=pd_ts_b_1_cm_cr_acr_txt?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1">18 customer reviews<span style="font-family:Verdana;">)<br /> </span></a></p></td></tr></tbody></table></div><p style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="color: rgb(205, 85, 65);font-family:lucida grande;font-size:100%;" ><a href="file:///C:%5Cgp%5Cbestsellers%5Cbooks%5C16261091%5Cref=pd_ts_b_bcrm_16261091">Endorsement</a></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="file:///C:%5Cgp%5Cbestsellers%5Cbooks%5C16261091%5Cref=pd_ts_b_bcrm_16261091"> <strong>by Renee Firestone, Auschwitz Survivor, featured in<br /> </strong></a></span></p><p style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="file:///C:%5Cgp%5Cbestsellers%5Cbooks%5C16261091%5Cref=pd_ts_b_bcrm_16261091"><strong> Steven Spielberg's Oscar Winning "<em>The Last Days</em>"<span style="color: rgb(205, 85, 65);"> </span></strong></a></span></p><p><span style="font-size:100%;"><a style="font-family: georgia;" href="file:///C:%5Cgp%5Cbestsellers%5Cbooks%5C16261091%5Cref=pd_ts_b_bcrm_16261091"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 64, 127);"></span></strong></a></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><a href="file:///C:%5Cgp%5Cbestsellers%5Cbooks%5C16261091%5Cref=pd_ts_b_bcrm_16261091"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">"As a Holocaust survivor, I am saddened (aware) that the effects of our experiences during the Holocaust often created less than perfect parents. However, Hanala managed to survive her own growing up with humor and compassion, not only for her parents, but for her own circumstances. Her gift for storytelling draws you into her world and grips you there for a wild ride."</span></span><br /></a></span></p><p><a href="file:///C:%5Cgp%5Cbestsellers%5Cbooks%5C16261091%5Cref=pd_ts_b_bcrm_16261091"><br /></a></p><p><span style="color: rgb(205, 85, 65);"><a href="file:///C:%5Cgp%5Cbestsellers%5Cbooks%5C16261091%5Cref=pd_ts_b_bcrm_16261091">Canadian Jewish Tribune </a></span><a href="file:///C:%5Cgp%5Cbestsellers%5Cbooks%5C16261091%5Cref=pd_ts_b_bcrm_16261091"><strong>Rick Kadonne, staff reporter</strong><br /> </a><a href="file:///C:%5Cgp%5Cbestsellers%5Cbooks%5C16261091%5Cref=pd_ts_b_bcrm_16261091"><br /> </a></p><p style="text-align: justify;"><a href="file:///C:%5Cgp%5Cbestsellers%5Cbooks%5C16261091%5Cref=pd_ts_b_bcrm_16261091"><br /> "Children of Holocaust survivors have, for the most part, endured specific psychological anxieties which are only now being recognized. Hanala Stadner has written probably the most definitively poignant book identifying these anxieties from her own personal experiences . . . All of the often ingenious doodle illustrations are by [Hanala], and they add much to the book's total tragicomic impact."</a></p></td></tr><tr style="height: 1px;"><td><br /></td><td><br /></td><td valign="middle"><br /></td><td><br /></td></tr></tbody></table></div><p><br /></p><p><span style="color: rgb(205, 85, 65);">Library Journal Review</span><strong><span style="color:red;"><br /> </span><span style="color:black;">Jennifer Zarr, NYPL</span><span style="color:red;"><br /></span></strong><span style="color:black;"> "I didn't go through the Holocaust, the Holocaust went through me" is just</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">one of the memorable lines that Stadner offers up in this well written, entirely heartfelt autobiography. Stadner contends that her struggles</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">as a young adult-which involved drug addiction, eating disorders, doomed</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">relationships, and agoraphobia, to name a few issues--stemmed from being</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">raised by parents "too traumatized to have children." She was abused and</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">neglected and continually reminded that no matter how bad she felt, her</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">parents had it much, much worse. Television was a constant source of inspiration and solace during her childhood, which prompted her to move from</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">Canada to Los Angeles in her early twenties to pursue an acting career.</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">Through it all, Stadner's sense of humor clearly survived intact. The book breezes along at a fast pace, with the </span><span style="color:black;">standout sections dealing with Stadner's harrowing drug addiction and</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">eventual recovery; as the story progresses, what shines is her insightful</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">wit, comparable to that of Tama Janowitz or A.M. Homes. Her honesty (which</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">includes discussing numerous sexual entanglements) and willingness to be</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">vulnerable makes her a very sympathetic character . . . Recommended for all</span><br /> <span style="color:black;">public libraries, especially those serving Jewish communities . . ."<br /></span></p><br /><p><strong> </strong> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color:black;"><em> <span style="font-size:130%;">Boca Raton News</span></em><br /> <strong>February 18th, 2008 </strong><strong>Diane Feen, staff reporter</strong><br /></span></p><h2><span style="color: rgb(45, 14, 232); text-decoration: underline;font-size:100%;" >Hanala Stadner – a Profile in Courage<br /> </span></h2><h2><span style="color: rgb(45, 14, 232);font-size:100%;" >Hanala Stadner knows the difference between comedy and tragedy. She should, she's seen them up close. Stadner knows how to mix angst with agony and come up with pretty hilarious tales. It's all in her book, "My Parents Went Through the Holocaust and All I got Was This Lousy T-Shirt." The book, like Stadner, is as unconventional as you can get, with a wit that is wickedly engaging. </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span> </h2><p><br /></p><p style="margin-left: 14pt;"><strong>Stadner was asked to be the guest speaker by Next Generations (an organization of children and grandchildren of Holocaust Survivors) and Hillel of Broward and Palm Beach County. She came to tell her story - one that is unique and sad, yet exhilarating and triumphant, at Lynn University<br /></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 14pt;"><strong>Hanala Stadner calls her book, and her life– a traumedy. Fitting name when you consider her mom said to her, "Hitler killed my whole family, but I should live to have a daughter like you, you can't even make da bed?" Stadner told us "When I said, 'Ma, the girls in school don't like me,' my mother said 'You think they liked me in Poland?'"<br /></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 14pt;"><strong>It didn't take long for little Hanala to internalize her parents' pain, and the result was an adult with an alcohol, food and drug addiction. She ballooned to 160 pounds, got into self-destructive relationships, and finally hit rock bottom. Sometimes the shock of hitting bottom makes people bounce back even higher. And that's what happened to Stadner.<br /></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 14pt;"><strong>"I always wanted to do something important with my life, but I didn't have the self-esteem to accomplish it. Eventually the solution became the problem – I had a successful career as an alcoholic." After falling into a Christmas tree at a party, Stadner was invited to an AA meeting. It was through 12-step meetings and her job as a spinning instructor that allowed Stadner to salvage her life. "I like AA. There are no dues or fees… you laugh, cry, go oooo….you're empowered to get out and drench yourself in life rather than booze," she said.<br /></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 14pt;"><strong>"I'm better now. All it took was a million dollars worth of therapy and some realizations." In the chapter "Good things now come in AA Meetings, not baggies," Stadner realizes her husband of two years was bald and wore a weave. It was a rude awakening. "I wondered—what else didn't I know— that's when I decided I better stay sober." Stadner went to the gym, taught spinning class, hosted a cable access TV show called, "The Suzan Stadner Show."<br /></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 14pt;"><strong>"I put everything I learned in therapy into the book. The book was 800 pages, then I took out the blame. And commas. And added the drawings," she said. Stadner successfully turns tragedy into comedy. It's her insights – brilliantly mixed in with temporary insanity - that engages readers.<br /></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 14pt;"><strong>"I couldn't put it down. It's profound and at the same time hysterically funny. I laughed out loud at the chapter titles alone," said Jess Walton, EMMY award-winning actress. Stadner also had other admirers – "I tape her TV shows… Stadner is mesmerizing, hypnotic…she draws me in and I go along for the ride," said Marlon Brando. Brando promised to write the foreword for her book. "Too bad he died," she laments.<br /></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 14pt;"><strong>The self-transformed writer, actress, comedienne, media darling (she's been on CNN, CBS Early Show, Dateline, Showbiz Tonight, to name a few) is in a healthy (three-year) relationship, "I found the greatest guy. He's not Jewish but he makes great pasta and carries the luggage, I call him Shirpala." They're currently working on movie deals. If pleasure and pain are opposite sides of the same coin, then Stadner is a quick-change artist.<br /></strong></p><p style="margin-left: 14pt;"><strong>At Lynn U that night, she made us laugh and she allowed us to marvel at the strength of the human spirit (hers specifically – "I'm not a survivor, I'm a thriver," she said). For that the audience applauded her.<br /></strong></p><br /><p style="text-align: justify;"><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><strong>Amazon/reviews</strong>: <strong>Hanala - A Diminutive Name for a Major Talent</strong>, February 7, 2008<br /></a></p><table style="border-collapse: collapse;" border="0"><colgroup><col style="width: 16px;"><col style="width: 303px;"></colgroup><tbody valign="top"><tr><td><p style="text-align: justify;">By </p></td><td valign="middle"><p style="text-align: justify;"><a target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/AZGEP802BTLU1/ref=cm_cr_pr_pdp"><strong>Steven J. Glueck</strong></a> (North Miami Beach, Florida)<br /></p></td></tr></tbody></table><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D">The title grabs you - humor? Holocaust? Then, you begin reading and Hanala grabs you- envelops you, fastens your seat belt for you and takes you on the ride that is her life. And what a ride.<br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><br />For the general public, it is a story, written with wit, humor, turns of phrase, expressions which you know you have heard before and are comfortable with but which are neither trite nor cliché, in a style that holds your attention. It is the history of a little girl clamoring for something which is impossible to receive due to no fault of her own, a "normal" childhood, filled with love, affection, nurturing, complements, structure, safety, sibling support, reliable friends, - just like in the 50s and 60s TV families into which she delves for comfort; who, not surprisingly grows into a young adult with physical addictions and emotional insecurities - making bad choices, entering into troubled relationships and behaving in a self-destructive manner bringing her near death; and finally, just as you have almost had it with her and want to read her the riot act, but knowing that nothing you say could bring her out of her messed-up life, she surprises you and takes a small step which becomes a deep reach into herself and pulls herself out of the spiral - building inner strength and finally maturing into the positive, healthy person you would be thrilled to have in your life.<br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D">Hanala lays open her soul to the core, describes behaviors and experiences that most would be embarrassed and ashamed to admit, and demonstrates that we have the ability to heal ourselves, with the help of others, if we only give ourselves the chance. You laugh, you laugh a lot, and you cry, you find yourself repeating statements out loud that you have just read which may well hit deep in your own soul. Frankly, you don't want the book to end and when it does, you are OK, because you know that Hanala's story is continuing and because it is a real life that you feel connected to.<br /><br />And, for the readership which is made up of the children of Holocaust survivors/escapees, it is an even more special story. Hanala, through her experiences, and her insights gained through therapy, A.A. and Al-Anon programs, gives us answers as to why her parents, and so many other such parents just could not do a better parenting job - whether due to their guilt for not being able to save family or friends or for the simple fact that they survived, magnified by the relative comfort in which they are living; why they too were and are leading lives that are not filled with what many would consider "normal" actions and reactions - which behaviors many have unintentionally passed on to their children. "It is not because she won't, it is because she just can't." For Holocaust survivor/escapees' children, Hanala provides answers to questions we might not even know how to ask.<br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><br /> </a><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><em><strong>"This is an OUTSTANDING book!</strong><strong>"</strong> Reviewer: S. J. Yake "samuelyake" </em><br />This book strikes an amazing balance between humor (it is incredibly funny) and uncomfortable truth. Example: On page 267, the author and her mother are talking about those two trapped whales from 10 years ago—"'Hanala, look at dis! To save two vales, da whole world comes. But to save six million Jews, nobody came.' I put down my danish. 'Sure Ma. The world likes whales.'" That is a truly sad but incredibly insightful comment. I think the author has a fantastic sense of humor, and I think she should have her own national TV show; I know I'd watch!<br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><em><strong> "A STAR IS BORN</strong>" Reviewer: Malka Eisenberg, Psychotherapist</em><br /><br />"My Parents Went…" is one of the most poignant books I have read on this topic. I too am a child of survivors and as all second generation children was greatly affected by the tragedy that befell my family, in particular, and the Jewish people as a whole. All my life I have devoured every book written by survivors, by their children and by historians. <strong>Never has someone presented this topic in the manner Ms. Stadner has. Her astute observations, her facility as a raconteur, her psychological insight, and her brilliant sense of humour is masterful.</strong> My heart is filled with empathy and compassion for the suffering she endured. My mind is filled with admiration and respect for the struggles she overcame. She is indeed a survivor.<br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><em><strong>"My Parents Went …"</strong> Reviewer: Jeffrey Rosenberg </em><br /><strong>As a child of Holocaust survivors, I have read almost every book and publication that there is to read on the subject in addition to every movie made about the Holocaust. "My Parents Went Through the Holocaust and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt" was THE book that hit deepest into my gut.</strong> I could personally relate to the insanity growing up and the amount of humor it took to get through it. I highly recommend this book, not only to children of Holocaust survivors, but to anyone that appreciates a book portraying a very unique Hanala with a range of emotions that goes off the scale on all sides.<br /></a></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><em><strong>"Historical and Hysterical"</strong>,</em><br /> </a><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><em>Reviewer: Jody Cohan</em></a><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><br /> </a></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D">Don't let the title of this book offend you, or scare you away. Once you read My Parents Went Through the Holocaust and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt, it will make perfect sense. The book is historical AND hysterical—in both senses of the word. One moment you are laughing out loud, the next bent over as if you had just been punched in the stomach. Hanala's storytelling is powerful and poignant, and her plays on words and command of language are truly entertaining.</a></span><span style=";font-family:Elephant;color:gray;" ><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><br /> </a></span></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><br /><strong>"<em>A Heart Full Of Funny And Sad"</em></strong><em><br /> </em><em> Reviewer: K. Breckenridge</em><br /><br />I have read "My Parents Went Through the Holocaust..." twice now. I had to read it the second time just to savour the clever plays on words and situations. An example: Hanala calls her story a "traumedy," which to me is perfectly descriptive of this book, <strong>trauma seen through a comedic lens</strong>. Also, I found wisdom in her stories, never preachy but coming through as a strong subtext. I really liked this book.<br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><em><strong>"Funny & Insightful . . . and over too quickly"</strong><br /> Reviewer: Alfred Lloyd Gaspar<br /> </em><br />This is one of those books replete with things that will stick with you. <strong>So much of it has the 'ring of truth' described in a magical way that captures exactly the thoughts you've had so many times before, but which weren't quite clear until Hanala picked the words you've been looking for. </strong> You'll chuckle throughout--unless you're laughing hysterically. Fun, original and somehow so familiar. You'll know yourself better with every read.<br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><strong></strong></a></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"></a></span><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><strong>From One Survivor to Another</strong>, <strong>March 4, 2008</strong></a><a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A6P7OMP3FWQ0B/ref=cm_cr_pr_pdp"><strong> Sarah Johnson</strong></a> (Hallandale Beach, Florida</p></span><span xmlns="" style="font-size:85%;"><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"></a><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D">"Hanala, I just finished your book <strong>I loved it so much that I just didn't want it to end. I related to just about everything you went through</strong>… Thank you so much for writing this book. I must confess that I laughed and cried but the last 100 pages of your book brought back so many memories…"</a></span><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"><strong>Dear Hanala,<br /></strong></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D">"…I have gotten all my 'greena' 2<sup>nd</sup> gen friends to read this - if your sales are up, it's because <strong>I have been talking non stop about this book</strong>."<br /><strong></strong></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"> "…today <strong>I went to my therapist and read sections of the book aloud to him</strong>. (I have never done that before). I too had a black and white mother, with a sweet loving face, and then the crazy, mean side popped out - if only I could control her with my behavior. I am still struggling to allow myself to take care of ME, I am not as important, nor are my struggles… your book was simply lovely, poignant, funny, and sad. Hitler really did a job on all of us, but hey, we got the last laugh, even if we are in pain. thanks so much …"<br /></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D">"…<strong>My sister, who is 19, gave your book to our Mom as a gift.</strong> My family is Orthodox, and the book was pretty risqué for her, but she cried, laughed and enjoyed it- she'll probably email you herself! She passed it along to my Dad, and then to me, and I read it in one sitting. I just couldn't believe that you knew exactly how we felt, how things work when your parents/grandparents are Survivors<strong>. <em>Thank you for putting into words what so many people go through life thinking, unable to say aloud.</em></strong><em>"<br /></em></a></p><p><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"></a><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D">"I <strong>loved your book and just finished it last night at 2:00 AM.</strong> I was very moved because I am also the son of Holocaust Survivors and I identified with many of your feelings. (Of course the Yiddish was lots of fun too). If I could have met your parents, I would have loved a conversation with them. I felt good reading that you made something of your life and did not waste a "Yiddishe kop" and helped not only yourself but countless others. I wish you lots of success and happiness and thanks for writing this great book."<br /><br /> </a></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D">Subject: <strong>Finished your book in one day<br /></strong>"Thank you for this amazing, familiar, laugh-out-loud and cry-out-loud, story. I absolutely love how you use words, both English and Yiddish. I could REALLY RELATE!!! I was deeply touched by the loss of your Mother and also about your Dad's state of mind at the end of the book. I think you really hit the nail on the head in your last chapter in the paragraph that starts "I see us all, as a big cosmic cocktail" YOU are an important point in this universe and YOU do count...just as each and every one of us does. YOU have really made a difference with this superbly written book (and in all that you have done for so many) and I thank you."<br /><strong><br /> </strong></a></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Times New Roman;"><a name="R40AQMWO7U52D"> "I feel fortunate to have come across your interview with Hannah Storm this morning. I looked you up and found your website. I listened to your reading and loved it. You are a remarkable person and I congratulate you on your book and on your recovery. While I am not Jewish, I am in recovery myself and am also a lover of writing/reading. I teach developmental/remedial English at a local Technical College. I just wanted to say thanks for sharing your life and your great sense of humor with us."</a></span></p><p></p><p></p></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-1459396485341134752008-10-18T15:14:00.000-07:002009-03-01T14:48:30.050-08:00Do Not Go Grumpy into that Good Night<div face="times new roman" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);" id="cw63"><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><span id="lpan" style="font-size:100%;"> SEPT 08 Magazine Article-<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">AUTUMN and The Yearly </span><i style="font-weight: bold;" id="tfr3">Dreading of The Dark --<br /></i></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" id="lpan" >the <i id="g6:x">Countdown </i>to the shortest day of the year<i id="jcap">. </i></span><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span id="lpan" style="font-size:100%;"></span></div> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><span id="lpan" style="font-size:100%;"><i id="jcap"></i></span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" id="yyis1" ><img style="width: 179px; height: 169px;" id="lpan59" src="http://docs.google.com/File?id=dfrbp6n3_15fmmzdhvs_b" /></span></div><span id="bq6i0" style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span><span id="lpan" style="font-size:100%;">Summer is over. Kaput!<span id="e.nm" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">*</span></span><span id="bq6i0" style="font-size:100%;"> Hope is lost. Weight is gained.</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span id="eup-" style="font-size:100%;"><br />The light fades, </span><span id="bq6i" style="font-size:100%;">night falls</span><span id="lnfi0" style="font-size:100%;">, a</span><span id="ffhz0" style="font-size:100%;">nd this is referred to as: <i id="wp20">The Happy Hour.</i> I suppose, the goal is to <u id="wp200">get</u> happy, because life shouldn't be <i id="ra96">dark at five PM! </i>It's easier to accept if you drink. </span> <span id="ooi4" style="font-size:100%;">Check out alcoholism</span><span style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span id="rhi8" style="font-size:100%;">and </span><span id="rhi80" style="font-size:100%;">suicide </span><span id="r3-_0" style="font-size:100%;"> rates in regio</span><span id="r3-_0" style="font-size:100%;">ns where days can last as long as 15 seconds. Hurry, get the reflector!<br />(If you're too young to remember <i id="yhy2">reflectors... A reflector </i>is what we, the elders, the pioneers of artificial pigment enhancement, used in the old days for h</span><span id="rx.i0" style="font-size:100%;">igh-tech tanning. It was tin foil on cardboard. </span><span id="a5530" style="font-size:100%;">We used the </span><span id="rx.i" style="font-size:100%;">cancer-daring, wrinkle-creating </span><span id="a5531" style="font-size:100%;">contraption to bounce sun rays</span><span id="a5531" style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span id="a5531" style="font-size:100%;">on face, chest, and sadly -- neck -- areas. It was a laptop-size sunbed for your face. Harmless, I'm sure.)<br /></span><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SP4Tuk9blyI/AAAAAAAABSE/mX00G7_Qgy8/s1600-h/Bikini+sketch+Best-JPEG.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 282px; height: 279px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SP4Tuk9blyI/AAAAAAAABSE/mX00G7_Qgy8/s320/Bikini+sketch+Best-JPEG.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259663105731565346" border="0" /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:85%;" id="a5531" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">one reason to celebrate the end of summer:</span></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:85%;" id="a5531" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> </span></span><br /></div></div><div style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-family:times new roman;" id="cvoo"><span id="t8b30" style="font-size:100%;"> </span></div><h3 face="times new roman" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);" id="cvoo0"><br /></h3><h3 style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: times new roman;" id="cvoo0"><br /></h3><h3 style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: times new roman;" id="cvoo0"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"></span><br /></h3><div style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-family:times new roman;" id="cw632"><span id="ou9y" style="font-size:100%;">Nobody wants to hear you complain during the throws of July (and we still don't), but September's slithered in, a time of year when complaining, commiseration and kvetching is on a steady rise, peaking at Christmas. Let The Annual Kvetch-Off begin, may the biggest booboo win. The one with the meanest boss trumps all.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" >What </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" >is</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:100%;" ><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"> kvetching?</span><br /></span></span></span> To <i id="hs7s">Kvetch </i> is to whine, complain and criticize for no apparent reason other than to let everyone know you're not happy. If you are <i id="vpmi">a Kvetch,</i> something is bothering you. A</span><span id="fy6g0" style="font-size:100%;">ll the time. The nights lengthen, which gives you </span><span id="fy6g0" style="font-size:100%;">extra time </span><span id="g5mh" style="font-size:100%;">to</span><span id="g5mh0" style="font-size:100%;"> gripe</span><span id="g5mh1" style="font-size:100%;"> to friends and family who can't fix your problems because they are the <i id="xphh">wrong </i>people to kvetch to. Usually, the person with the power to solve your issue, <i id="ssiz">has no idea you have one</i>.</span><span id="u5zn2" style="font-size:100%;"> </span><br /><blockquote><span id="e.nm0" style="font-size:100%;"><span id="e.nm1" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:100%;" >*</span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" > Yiddish words, like <i id="e.nm2">Kaput</i>, from the Yiddish "dead", have crept into English. For example, "Nudge". . . and </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >"<span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">SHREK</span>" </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >means to scream. " <u style="font-weight: bold;" id="qifb"><i id="hn9j">A</i></u><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">shrek</span>" is someone <span style="font-style: italic;">so</span> ugly, when yo</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >u s</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >ee them, you <span style="font-style: italic;">want</span> to s</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >cream. </span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SP4npvGMZBI/AAAAAAAABSM/iqxV3o6EINs/s1600-h/-+Ma-Vacuum-Doll.PNG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 194px; height: 239px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SP4npvGMZBI/AAAAAAAABSM/iqxV3o6EINs/s400/-+Ma-Vacuum-Doll.PNG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259685012785882130" border="0" /></a><br /></div><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >My first book</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >“</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-style: italic;font-size:100%;" >My Parents Went Through the Holocaust, and All I Got was This Lousy T-shirt</span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >”</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >, </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" > contains a Glossary called</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">"JEWBONICS"</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >. </span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" ><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" title="BOOK at AMAZON on SALE!" target="_blank" href="http://www.amazon.com/Parents-Through-Holocaust-Lousy-Tshirt/dp/1931643768/ref=pd_ybh_1?pf_rd_p=280800601&pf_rd_s=center-2&pf_rd_t=1501&pf_rd_i=ybh&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0BRC7M4CXYE1DAZAX6NR" id="m8te">READ EXCERPTS</a></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" ><br /><br />Knowledge is power, if pe</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" >ople call you a shlemeal, or a putz, look it up. You should know what they're saying before you prove them right.</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:100%;" ><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> </span> </span><span id="f3v61" style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span id="ji.m" style="font-size:100%;"> </span></blockquote><span id="uqt.1" style="font-size:100%;">I know you're out there, you negative controlling worry-warts, who will go on kvetching no matter what I say. I know. I was married to you. </span><span id="a.2o0" style="font-size:100%;"><br />Each September morning he'd rise and repeat his mantra: "Days getting shorter . . ." </span> <span id="a.2o" style="font-size:100%;">He's </span><span id="fy6g1" style="font-size:100%;">addicted to KVETCHING.</span><span id="y0ym0" style="font-size:100%;"> Come </span><span id="fy6g2" style="font-size:100%;"> Spring Training, he'll be complaining about his back. </span><span id="f3v60" style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br />So, you pick up the kids from school at dusk "Get in the car quick, and shut the door! It's mosquito feeding hour!" My mom, the Holocaust survivor, used to say to me, "It could be vorse". Of course, she was apt at invalidating other people's pain. But, Ma had a valid point. Let's be grateful we're in Encino and not in Helsinky where the sky stays dark and our skin would look scary. </span> <span id="tbxb1" style="font-size:100%;"> </span><br /><ul style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><li><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);font-size:100%;" ><i id="u_pp"><span id="k7080">What I Did on My Summer Vacation: </span></i></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 0);font-size:100%;" ><i id="fhuh1"><span id="k7081">3% of what I had planned to do</span></i></span><br /></li></ul><span id="ji.m" style="font-size:100%;">If you have a pain use it as a warning signal, that's what it was designed for. If your pants catch fire, pain motivates you to act -- perhaps you give up smoking. But creating conversations about your chronic pain has few redeeming rewards. Talking about what's bothering you can become a bad habit, and as with smoking -- it stinks. Sometimes you take pills. Hopefully, they don't work and you can talk about how “Not even pills help you!" According to TV commercials, nobody in America sleeps. America must be cranky. The TV is on all night - a gofer who understands your insomnia, wants you to come back to bed. A few minutes later, a butterfly says she will float you to sleep, and you'll look pretty doing it. At approximately $40 per sleeping pill, the cost could cause a rebound effect and keep you awake. Ask Your Doctor. From restless legs to unusual and frequent bloating, if you have a syndrome, there’s a pill to rid yourself of it.</span> <h2 id="uthb"><span id="uthb0" style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span id="vngt" style="font-size:100%;"></span> </h2><h2 style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:georgia;" id="uthb"><span id="vngt" style="font-size:130%;">Why Suffer...<span style="font-style: italic;">Alone ?</span></span></h2><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" id="uthb1" >I visited the San Fransisco Historical Museum of Torture. It's filled with </span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" id="vcoh" >authentic</span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" id="vcoh0" > apparatus</span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" > </span><span id="h-0l0" style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:georgia;">that had been designed to impale, dismember, aggravate and punish people with opposing viewpoints. I’m fascinated by the ways people torment each other, and themselves -- before Spin Class, bikini waxes, and going home for the holidays. One creative system of torture involved: straddling some poor soul on a six-foot high wood pyramid and attaching weights to his ankles. The idea behind the ultimate wedgy machine, was to sustain life as long as possible while inducing the greatest amount of pain. If you killed your victim too quickly, you weren't very good at torture. We’re more sophisticated and subtle these days, in Encino. We inflict pain on some </span><i style="font-family: georgia;" id="jv65">shnook</i><span style="font-family:georgia;"> (Yiddish word) by giving him a soul wedgy. We don't return his phone calls and e-mails suddenly, no explanation.</span><i style="font-family: georgia;" id="bvz4"> That's</i><span style="font-family:georgia;"> good modern-day torture!</span></span><br /><h1 style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51); text-align: left; font-weight: normal;" id="dagk0"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span id="t1k:4">....</span></span><span id="uu.d0" style="font-size:85%;">A few nifty intimacy-increasing games to forget as soon as you've read them . . . ideas to play house by. </span><span style="font-size:85%;">*</span><span id="tbxb4" style="font-size:85%;">May</span><span id="sf.e" style="font-size:85%;"> require special attire and paraphernalia</span></h1> <h1 style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51); text-align: left; font-weight: normal;" id="dagk0"><span id="sf.e" style="font-size:85%;"></span></h1><span id="fr-w" style="font-size:100%;"></span><span id="nv0l" style="font-size:100%;"> </span><ul id="mrku0"><li id="mrku1"><span style="font-size:100%;"><b id="y1i0"><span id="mrku2">Play </span><span id="u5zn"><i id="etq:">PARADIGM SHIFT</i></span></b></span><span id="o1se0" style="font-size:100%;"> You score points per each new way of looking at an old idea. Creation of a different perspective on/of an old behavior or belief.</span><span style="font-weight: normal;font-size:100%;" id="t1k:" ><i id="t1k:0"> For example: </i></span><span style="font-weight: normal;font-size:100%;" id="t1k:1" > Shorter days also means </span><span id="lxwa1" style="font-size:100%;"><i id="f-3_"><span id="j48i" style="font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">longer nights.</span> </span></i></span><span id="t4h:" style="font-size:100%;">This game can be enjoyed by the entire family, or, you can play with yourself. </span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SP2CnyoV5_I/AAAAAAAABR8/7WJoboZuJqU/s1600-h/Marilyn+Sleep+til+Noon.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 345px; height: 437px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SP2CnyoV5_I/AAAAAAAABR8/7WJoboZuJqU/s320/Marilyn+Sleep+til+Noon.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259503559956097010" border="0" /></a></li></ul><div style="text-align: justify;"><span id="v70l" style="font-size:100%;"><i id="den:"><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />or</i>: come up with, what is for you, a novel idea. Decide, this Christmas you'll have <i id="a2z1">fun</i> instead of what you normally have. For bonus points, you take action to form the vision. You make a list, check it twice and order on-line between Halloween and Thanksgiving.</span></div><div id="drc3"><span id="mrku3" style="font-size:100%;"> </span><ul id="mrku4"><li id="mrku5"><p id="s20w"><span id="mrku6" style="font-size:100%;"><b id="y1i00"><i id="gu-s">CONDUCT a SEANCE</i>.</b> You get to hold hands. Everyone looks good by candlelight. And who knows who you'll meet.</span></p></li></ul><span id="d9nh0" style="font-size:100%;"> </span><h2 style="color: rgb(102, 51, 51);" id="v2-72"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" id="v5l-0" >Slow Down, Get More</span><span style="font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" id="v2-73" ><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 153);"> from Your Solstice </span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" id="girt0" >The word </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" ><i id="pzbb">solstice</i></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" id="girt1" > derives from the Latin </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" ><i id="pzbb0">sol</i></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" id="girt2" > (sun) and </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" ><i id="pzbb1">sistere</i></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" id="girt3" > (to stand still.) </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" ><i id="pzbb2">Winter Solstice</i></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" id="girt4" > means:</span><span style="font-weight: normal; color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" > </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" id="girt4" > </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 0); font-weight: normal; font-family: georgia;font-size:85%;" ><i id="pzbb3">Sun standstill in winter. (But you'll freeze!?)</i></span><br /></h2><span id="iq9p4" style="font-size:100%;">Be still -- seeing as your car isn't moving anyway -- and remember, traffic will move the way it wants, it doesn't care that you have your "mad" face on. </span><h2 style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;" id="bk3i0"><span id="bk3i1" style="font-size:100%;">Accept these 2 things, and you will be happier: </span></h2><ul style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;"><li><h2 style="font-weight: normal;font-family:georgia;" id="dgd40"><span id="dgd41" style="font-size:100%;">A Big Part of Living is Not Finding a Parking Space </span></h2></li></ul><ul style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 153);font-family:georgia;"><li><span id="by050" style="font-weight: normal;font-size:100%;" >N</span><span id="dgd47" style="font-size:100%;"><span id="by051" style="font-weight: normal;">o matter who you kvetch to, the sun will not stay up because you want to go a bike ride after work. </span></span><span id="dgd47" style="font-size:100%;"><span id="by051" style="font-weight: normal;">(Just make sure, as you fly down the bike lane, your bike's light shines like the sun from long ago. Smile! he worst that can happen, you'll get mosquitoes in your teeth.)</span></span></li></ul><h2 id="dgd46" style="font-family:Georgia;"><span id="dgd47" style="font-size:100%;"> </span></h2> <span id="yyis0" style="font-size:100%;">Curse the Dark or Light the Smelly Candles </span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" id="u5zn6" >CONTEST: </span><span id="u5zn7" style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span style="font-size:100%;">E-mail me your favorite<i id="uyi9"> "I never thought of it that way"</i> moment/experience and I'll post the runners-up on my blog!</span><span id="yyis2" style="font-size:100%;"> </span><span id="cskz3" style="font-size:100%;"> </span> </div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-1154295807337789562008-10-01T14:41:00.000-07:002009-02-24T15:10:19.776-08:00Guilt, the Gift that Keeps on Giving...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/23/3377/1600/book%20cover%20-%20jpg.0.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/23/3377/320/book%20cover%20-%20jpg.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">I wasn't crammed in a boxcar headed for <st1:place st="on">Auschwitz</st1:place>. I came after. I grew up in a bungalow in <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Canada</st1:place></st1:country-region> watching <i style="">Captain Kangaroo </i>and eating Alpha-bits. Yet, if you and I were to speak for five minutes, I'd work into the conversation that my parents are Holocaust survivors. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">I didn't go through the Holocaust; it went through me. And it likes to talk about itself. I don't try to bring it up, it <i style="">comes </i>up--like bad clams. It's all about growing up Holocaust. Just the sight of a swastika gives me a hot flash. It's like swallowing horseradish. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">My education began early. Instead of <i style="">The Cat in the Hat</i>, I was told about <i style="">The Aunt in the Camp</i>. I was named after my mother's sister who died in a gas chamber. Always a peppy thought. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">I strive to be spiritual, but I have intrusive thoughts. For example, I'm on vacation in <st1:place st="on">Maui</st1:place>, floating in the calm ocean and Adolf Hitler snorkels by. Water is seeping through his mustache into the dive mask. <span style="font-style: italic;">I'll give him a</span><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"> final solution! </span>I push Hitler's head into the ocean floor with my flipper, grab him by the Speedo, yank off his penis and feed it to the fish. They eat <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">dick</span>tators.<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">My body's on vacation, my resentment's at work. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">It's a good thing, a sense of humour. I've used it to distance myself from my feelings, the feelings that made me want to die when I was a child.<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;"> Humour covering Horror. It's a Jewish thing. Like the old joke: <span style="font-style: italic;">Jews are the chosen people? God, next time, choose someone else.</span><br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">Today I have money. I have everything, including bouts of hysteria. Having everything doesn't take away the nothing. When I'm not crying, I look confident. People say, <i style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">You</i><span style="font-style: italic;"> were an obese, alcoholic, drug addict with agoraphobia? Impossible! You're an aerobics instructor! </span>I take that as a challenge, like they don't believe me. I wasn't given credibility as a child, and now I'm not sure if<i style=""> even <span style="font-weight: bold;">I </span> </i>believe me.<o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">I had faulty heir conditioning. My mother told me, <span style="font-style: italic;">I'm mad and it's <span style="font-weight: bold;">your </span>fault</span>. I had no reason to doubt her (I did cry and scream a lot), so I assumed I was a bad girl. It's something I learned along with chewing, and like chewing, I do it automatically . . . and often. Food? I have weight issues--I floss before getting on the scale. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">I've always wanted people to know my story, and I've also worried they wouldn't be interested. I wormed my way out of the womb with an attitude<i style="">, Hello!! Does anyone care what I just went through?! </i><o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">People say I <i style="">feel </i>too much. I say, That's what narcotics are for. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">Drugs: I've done them with TV stars. And before appearing on game shows. And in limos with foreign men. I've had an amazing amount of adventures considering I spent most of my time butt-melding with the couch, remote in one hand, Fritos in the other. Best explanation I have is, you have more time when you dont cook. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">I <i style="">need </i>people, and people suck. Meaning, I get sucked into them the way <i style="">Star Trek's </i>ship<i style="">, </i>The Enterprise,<i style=""> </i>got sucked into menacing planets by powerful tractor beams. I've been drawn to people who've vaporized me. Batterers. Blamers. Boozers. Bigamists. This is who I find, and I don't even know I'm looking.<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">It's the Attractor Factor. Resist the pull? Like Scotty told Kirk, <span style="font-style: italic;">I don't have the power</span>! My pattern of gravitating toward chaos was programmed in me when I was just a small enterprise with no protective force shield. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">When I was little, my mother would say things like: <span style="font-style: italic;">Hitler killed my whole family, but I should live to have a daughter like you--you can't make da bed? </span>If I ever tried telling her that I felt bad, or that I was scared, she'd shut me up by saying that I was <span style="font-style: italic;">meshuga </span>(crazy). <span style="font-style: italic;">Is a Nazi chasing you, you should be scared!?</span> Hitler spoiled her for regular suffering.<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">And what my father knew about parenting, could fit on the strap he hit me with. (It was a different era. Before Dr. Phil.)<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">I formed a personality rather than a person. I try to figure out the <i style="">right </i>way to act, what's expected by the important people, the <i style="">real </i>people, like the ones on TV. Meanwhile, I dont focus on faces. Floors, yes. I can tell you about linoleum.<o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">It's perpetually Sunday night, half-past-<i style="">Disney,</i> and<i style=""> </i>I haven't started my homework. A five-thousand-word essay on the French Revolution is due in the morning. Revolting peasants. I can relate. Textbooks lay scattered about on the kitchen table and my pencil keeps breaking. Where do I start? Daddy's belt will come off when he sees the report card. I want to close my eyes and go to sleep until I become an adult. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">But I'm forty. It's time to open my eyes. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">Life screams, <span style="font-style: italic;">BUZZZZ! Wake up</span>! <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">No, it hurts, I have to keep my eyes shut. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">But people are all around. Youre getting old. Stuff's happening. Get </span><i style="font-style: italic;">up</i> ! <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">Not yet . . . not yet . . . I'll start life soon, but not yet. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">The years march on like Germans into <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Poland</st1:place></st1:country-region>. My own war to wake up disturbs my sleep. But I can't risk waking up. Not yet. I'm nearly a person . . . I'm close to becoming real . . . I'm almost living; but really, I'm just having a <i style="">near-life experience</i>. <o:p></o:p></span></p><div style="text-align: left;"> </div><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; text-align: left;font-family:Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><span style="font-size:85%;">I have one important question: Can I ever feel as good sober as I did on Quaaludes?</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 13.45pt; font-family: Times New Roman,Times,serif;" 12pt="" height="" family="" goudy=""><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><o:p></o:p></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-44654738028689025892009-02-24T14:32:00.001-08:002009-02-24T15:01:15.765-08:00Got Fat? Want Thin?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SaR1_EpBamI/AAAAAAAABZg/qgLmonfEBjQ/s1600-h/chart_002.png">YouTube Demographics</a><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" > <span style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);"><br />men </span>women</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SaR1_EpBamI/AAAAAAAABZg/qgLmonfEBjQ/s1600-h/chart_002.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 168px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SaR1_EpBamI/AAAAAAAABZg/qgLmonfEBjQ/s320/chart_002.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306495987387296354" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SaR2VrDlAgI/AAAAAAAABZo/1Ul-ThrQrLM/s1600-h/chart_004.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 312px; height: 164px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SaR2VrDlAgI/AAAAAAAABZo/1Ul-ThrQrLM/s320/chart_004.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306496375656350210" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SaR13JgVBTI/AAAAAAAABZY/Pbt02VgoGdo/s1600-h/chart.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 168px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SaR13JgVBTI/AAAAAAAABZY/Pbt02VgoGdo/s320/chart.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5306495851254056242" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-25384304284297782012008-09-01T13:16:00.000-07:002009-02-24T14:31:25.419-08:00She Speaks!<div style="font-family: Georgia;" id="b0r_0"> </div><h1 id="s0-i4" class="western" style="line-height: 115%; text-align: center;font-family:Georgia;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);font-size:130%;" id="s88y" ><span id="ut.y"><span id="mn1i" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"></span></span></span></h1><div style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Fall/Los Angeles Museum of Tolerance:</div><h1 id="s0-i4" class="western" style="line-height: 115%; text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:Georgia;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);font-size:130%;" id="s88y" ><span id="ut.y"><span id="mn1i" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"></span></span></span></h1><h1 id="n6xr" class="western" style="line-height: 115%; text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:Georgia;"><span id="s0-i1" style="color: rgb(18, 5, 187);font-size:100%;" > an Evening with </span><span id="s0-i5" style="font-size:100%;"><span id="s0-i6" style="color: rgb(18, 5, 187);">Comedian, TV Personality, Author, Artist, </span></span></h1><h1 id="n6xr" class="western" style="line-height: 115%; text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:Georgia;"><span id="s0-i8" style="color: rgb(18, 5, 187);font-size:100%;" >Daughter of Holocaust Survivors </span><span id="s0-i12" style="font-size:130%;"><span id="s0-i15" style="color: rgb(192, 0, 0);">S. <i id="m9mx"><span id="n6xr0" style="font-family:Times New Roman;">Hanala</span></i> Stadner</span></span></h1><div id="b0r_1" style="text-align: center; font-family: Georgia;"> </div> <div id="b0r_2" style="text-align: center; font-family: Georgia;"> </div><h6 id="s0-i11" class="western" face="Georgia" style="line-height: 115%; text-align: center;"> </h6><div id="b0r_3" style="text-align: center; font-family: Georgia;"> <img id="s0-i16" src="http://docs.google.com/File?id=dfrbp6n3_35gf57hbd3_b" name="graphics1" align="bottom" border="0" height="226" width="198" /><img id="s0-i17" src="http://docs.google.com/File?id=dfrbp6n3_36d5jc4dgs_b" name="graphics2" align="bottom" border="0" height="331" width="249" /><img id="s0-i18" src="http://docs.google.com/File?id=dfrbp6n3_37zs4x8tfv_b" name="graphics3" align="bottom" border="0" height="240" width="181" /><h1 id="hmkw0" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0.17in; text-align: center; font-family: Times New Roman; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><a href="http://www.traumedycentral.com/"><span id="xm7f0" style="font-size:130%;"><i id="s0-i34"> <b style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);" id="s0-i36">"I Didn’t Go Through the Holocaust . . . </b></i></span><span id="hmkw1" style="font-size:130%;"><i id="hmkw2"><b style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);" id="hmkw3">It Went Through Me"</b></i></span></a></h1></div><p id="s0-i19" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: center; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:Georgia;"> <span id="w4hv" style="font-size:100%;"><br /></span></p><p id="s0-i19" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: center; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);font-family:Georgia;"><span id="w4hv" style="font-size:100%;">“<b id="s0-i21"><i id="s0-i24">Reviews are in: "5 STARS", "HISTORICAL & HYSTERICAL”<br /></i></b></span></p><div id="b0r_4" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: Georgia;"> </div><p id="s0-i25" class="western" style="margin-bottom: 0in; text-align: center; font-family: Georgia; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> </p><div id="b0r_5" style="text-align: center; font-family: Georgia; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> </div><div id="b0r_6" style="text-align: center; font-family: Georgia; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"> </div><div id="b0r_7" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(0, 0, 153); font-family: Georgia;"> </div><div id="j0va" style="text-align: center;font-family:Georgia;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" id="s88y" ><span id="ut.y"><span id="mn1i" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"></span></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">What is it???? I</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">t's the TRAUMEDY and MISHEGAS of the 2nd Gens </span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:85%;" > WHY, and HOW, and ARE we Messed-Up ? </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);font-size:130%;" id="s88y" ><span id="ut.y"><span id="mn1i" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><br /><br /></span></span> </span></div> <div id="anzt" style="text-align: center; color: rgb(204, 0, 0); background-color: rgb(255, 229, 153);font-family:Georgia;"><span id="ox_o" style="font-size:130%;"><b id="ox_o0"><br />Tuesday </b></span><span id="anzt0" style="font-size:130%;"><b id="anzt2">September 9, 2008 7:30 <span id="ayck">p.m.</span></b></span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" id="vnkw0" ><span id="t2.u0" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>The Museum of Tolerance </span><b id="w7wd"><span id="t2.u0" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">– Annex</span></b></span><div id="prjd" style="text-align: center;font-family:Georgia;"><span id="s0-i81" style="font-size:85%;"><span id="s0-i83" style="color: rgb(153, 0, 51);"><span id="t2.u1" style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">1399 S. 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Stay in touch and zei gezunt.</span></tt></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><tt><span style="color:black;">--Suzie</span></tt><br /></span><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><tt><span style="color:black;"><o:p></o:p></span></tt></span><!--[endif]--></p> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><tt style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Oprah, <o:p></o:p></tt><tt style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><o:p><br /><br /></o:p></tt><tt style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">I just finished reading the book "My Parents Went Through The Holocaust & </tt></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><tt>All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" by S. Hanala Stadner.<o:p></o:p></tt></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><br /><tt>As the title describes, this book is a true story written by a woman whose </tt><tt>parents were Jewish, from Poland and survived the Holocaust.</tt><br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /><!--[endif]--><tt><o:p></o:p></tt></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><tt style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The book begins with the story of a young girl whose parents physically & </tt></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><tt>emotionally abuse her.<span style=""> </span>Their abusive behavior can be directly linked to the </tt><tt>years of trauma they experienced while under the control of the nazis.</tt><br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /><!--[endif]--><tt><o:p></o:p></tt></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><tt style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">As an example, when Hanala shared with her mother that she was stood up for a </tt></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><tt>date, her mother replied “At least he didn’t shoot you”.</tt><br /><br /><tt>Her parents never acknowledged her feelings, always responding with comments </tt><tt>such as “you aren’t starving, you are not living in a hole under the nazis, you </tt><tt>aren’t freezing therefore you have nothing to complain about.”</tt><br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /><!--[endif]--><tt><o:p></o:p></tt></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><tt style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The abuse and neglect continued into her teenage years.<span style=""> </span>When she was old </tt></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><tt>enough, Hanala moved to California, far away from her parents.</tt><br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /><!--[endif]--><tt><o:p></o:p></tt></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><tt style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Unfortunately, the damage was done.<span style=""> </span>After experiencing a traumatic childhood, </tt></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><tt>her self-esteem was low and this young woman now possessed many insecurities.</tt><br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /><!--[endif]--><tt><o:p></o:p></tt></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><tt style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The remainder of the book is about reaching life’s deep & dark points then </tt></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><tt>finding the strength to pull yourself back to a life of dignity, discover your </tt><tt>self-esteem and a higher purpose.</tt><br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /><!--[endif]--><tt><o:p></o:p></tt></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><tt style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">As a daughter of Holocaust survivors, I completely related to this book.<span style=""> </span></tt></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><tt>Children of Holocaust survivors have their own unique emotional baggage.</tt><br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /><!--[endif]--><tt><o:p></o:p></tt></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><tt style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">My favorite part of the book was reading about this woman’s compassion for her </tt></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><tt>parents, while acknowledging that they are the roots of her low self-esteem.<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></tt></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><tt style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Over time, she learned to forgive and accept her parents for who they are.</tt></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><br /><!--[if !supportLineBreakNewLine]--><br /><!--[endif]--><tt><o:p></o:p></tt></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><tt style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Oprah, I highly recommend that you read this book. And, if you are as moved as I </tt><tt><span style="color:black;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">was, please invite Hanala to the show.</span><br /><br /></span></tt></span><pre style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-size:130%;">+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br /></span><span style=";font-size:130%;color:black;" ><br /><!--[endif]--><o:p></o:p></span></pre>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-21317349085198070452008-05-22T11:09:00.001-07:002008-06-05T13:41:43.353-07:00Quote from People Magazine reporter Michael Headerle: "The Best Book You Haven't Read Yet! This summer's beach book...."<span style="font-size:100%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SEJpL_id_xI/AAAAAAAAAwA/ZHZNlZseBaQ/s1600-h/Aventura-Mag-RealPeep.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 349px; height: 451px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SEJpL_id_xI/AAAAAAAAAwA/ZHZNlZseBaQ/s400/Aventura-Mag-RealPeep.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5206839773949198098" border="0" /></a></span><table class="MsoNormalTable" style="width: 263px; height: 27px;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr style="height: 30.55pt;"><td style="padding: 0in; height: 30.55pt;" valign="top"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Click on Image</span><br /></td><td style="padding: 0in; height: 30.55pt;"><br /></td></tr><tr style=""><td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"><br /></td><td style="padding: 0in;"><br /></td></tr></tbody></table><p class="Picture" style="line-height: 115%;"><o:p> </o:p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-6851832756105713532008-05-30T01:19:00.001-07:002008-06-01T21:58:14.092-07:00Do You Believe in Magic?<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-size:100%;" ><a style="font-family: georgia;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SEJTbBeNVeI/AAAAAAAAAvw/nPlcxeQhHJ4/s1600-h/Rudolph+Valentinoman.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SEJTbBeNVeI/AAAAAAAAAvw/nPlcxeQhHJ4/s400/Rudolph+Valentinoman.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5206815842910426594" border="0" /></a></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Okay, fifty percent of marriages end in divorce, but which is the lucky fifty percent? Studies say, the largest group of depressed Americans, is married women who don't work outside the home. Thank goodness for rising poverty levels getting women out of the house and behind the counter at Walgreen's. Is Happy possible? Can we have Happy relationships? Or, is Happy just a dwarf in a fairy tale? </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" xmlns="" ><p><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Do you have a Magical-Thinking Fairy Tale Belief System??</span><br /></p> <p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">You hope that–one day–someone will come along to make you happy? Or, you'll get that job or you'll move to the coast, or you'll finally fit in your dream jeans, and your life will really begin and you'll live happily? Until then, you're on hold, just having a Near-Life Experience.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">For many of us, the "be saved fable" started with Snow White. Her birth mother dies, abandoning her to her father, a workaholic, who remarries an emotionally unavailable, self-obsessed (and judging from the cartoon) anorexic sociopath with intimacy issues. Snow is depressed, but coming from a dysfunctional Kingdom, she lacks the tools to help herself. She sits around wishing for a Prince to come so she can move.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Her Evil-Queen stepmother plots Snow White's demise. The Queen spends most of her time glued to her own reflection, which isn't pretty. You know how it goes, you look in the mirror long enough, it becomes Hi-Def and you start seeing the little zits, and you start poking around, and there you are, making mountains out of molehills. And, the Queen believes the mirror can speak. In reality, she hears her mother's invalidating and critical voice which she has internalized.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The mirror responds, "Snow White, with her ebony hair and snow white skin, is more fair." This is before blonde and tanned was the trend. Rather than take a few cleansing breaths and accepting what she cannot change, the Queen decides to change what she can. She orders the Huntsman to lure Snow White into the forest, kill her, and bring back her heart. The Queen gives him a Baggie and sends him away.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The Huntsman, an EST graduate, had learned to question authority. He allows Snow to escape and returns with the heart of a goat, or pig—some animal we never see in Disney cartoon.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Snow White hooks up with the dwarves: "Will work for food." She cleans their cottage while singing a happy song. The vertically-challenged native forest people, love Snow unconditionally, except for Grumpy, who clearly did not get his fundamental needs met as a child. As hard as Snow cleans and sings, Grumpy remains grumpy. He is what he is. This depresses her because of her neurotic, co-dependent Princess tendencies to have everyone love her. This is why she never lets on how much she is bothered by the Dwarves mindless whistling.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">The Queen discovers White is still alive, poisons an apple, disguises herself as an old lady in a Babushka and takes off for the forest. CUT: to Snow White biting it and falling into a deep sleep (proving that you have to watch what you eat!) Once again she lies in wait, this time for a necrophile who's attracted to comatose women. Luckily, one is romping by. He kisses her, she's aroused, they register at Bergdorf's and have a big wedding to which the Queen is not invited.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Waiting worked for White, but what are the odds of this happening again, especially with so few forests left? Yet, many of us continue to hope that someone, or some infomercial product, will come along and save us for three easy payments of $39.95. We The Big Fix is delivered, we have to assemble it, work with it, eventually, it winds up in the garage, the burial site of old NordicTracks.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Once upon a time, most of us have found the Someone who we hoped would beam us to The Happy Kingdom. Alas, the Prince turned into a frog who sat around scratching, passing gas, didn't make eye-contact, didn't listen, and only got excited when his team made the playoffs.<br /></p><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">What's so great about being saved? Often, when we save something, we wrap it in plastic and put it in the fridge. Then we forget about it while it suffocates, turns green and furry and starts to smell. Next time you look in the mirror, remember that fairy tales can come true, they can happen to you, if you make them happen.<br /></p><br /></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-64390213813675416692008-05-14T22:48:00.000-07:002008-05-14T22:48:21.975-07:00HANALA: Self-Esteem by the Pound: Prevent Your Child from Becoming One of Their Fallen Idols<a href="http://hanala.blogspot.com/2007/10/prevent-your-child-from-becoming-one-of.html#links">HANALA: Self-Esteem by the Pound: Prevent Your Child from Becoming One of Their Fallen Idols</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-65895095268312425342008-04-19T21:01:00.000-07:002008-04-19T21:11:21.842-07:00Summer in L.A.<span style="font-size:180%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SArBqLRUbnI/AAAAAAAAAE8/9UnFY8VarBA/s1600-h/Bikini+final+sketch+JPEG.jpg"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";" >Weather . . .or Not?</span></a></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SArBqLRUbnI/AAAAAAAAAE8/9UnFY8VarBA/s1600-h/Bikini+final+sketch+JPEG.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 364px; height: 302px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/SArBqLRUbnI/AAAAAAAAAE8/9UnFY8VarBA/s320/Bikini+final+sketch+JPEG.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5191174450822016626" border="0" /></a><br /></span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" >Yippee, summer’s coming!<span style=""> </span>That means BBQ’s, outdoor swimming, wearing sleeveless clothes; we’ll whip out the sunscreen and, uh, wait a minute . . . isn’t that what I’ve been doing all year-round?<span style=""> </span>Why is this so? Because, I live in Los Angeles.<br /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" >I grew up in Canada. <i>That’s</i><span style=""> </span>a place with weather—barren ice fields with robust Canadian moose and bird-sized robust mosquitoes that, in the sweltering summers, devour the moose.<span style=""> </span>But it’s a wet heat.<span style=""> </span>Canada has real weather, not the kind they make up here in So. Cal. for the news.<span style=""> </span>As a matter of fact, when I moved from<span style=""> </span>Montreal and was living in Encino, I was actually surprised that the local TV news had weathermen. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><o:p> </o:p><br />I recall turning on the TV news one evening, Kelly Lange (anchor) looked concerned. <i style="">Uh-oh. War? Plane crash? Breast implant melt-down?</i> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><span style=""> </span>Kelly said, “Fritz, is that . . . <i>RAIN</i>?” They cut to a close-up of water drops on a window.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><span style=""> </span>“Yes, Kelly!” Fritz (weather guy) replied “I’m afraid it is. <span style=""> </span>Back to you.”<span style=""> </span>I flipped channels. <span style="">Rain<i> </i>was</span> the lead story on every channel. You’d think Malibu was sliding into the Pacific. Nothing had slid anywhere, but “Storm Watch” was in effect in case something started, we’d catch the disaster on Storm-Cam. <span style=""> </span>It hadn’t even started raining hard. <span style=""> </span>This was <span style=""> </span>Killer Drizzle. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><span style=""> </span>And, it’s 60 degrees—a record low!<span style=""> </span>Having grown up in Montreal, where, I think, January would kill someone from the Valley, I yelled at the TV. “It’s winter! Attention, California Shoppers! It’s called a coat. They sell them at malls. Umbrellas too. The wands on the windshield aren’t just for holding down parking tickets!”<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><span style=""> </span>It’s not like we don’t know rainwear exists. It’s just that living here in L.A., we don’t want to <i>wear</i> it. We don’t put up with smog, earthquakes, ridiculous real estate prices, and bumper-to-bumper traffic, to wear galoshes. <span style=""> </span>If there’s going to be <i>weather</i> here, we might as well live somewhere where kids can play outdoors without getting shot. In Montreal, we pack a snow shovel in the car, not a Magnum.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><span style=""> </span>My (now) ex-husband’s devotion to weathermen mystified me.<span style=""> </span>The predictions are wrong so often, I’ve developed trust issues.<span style=""> </span>So, when I saw him flipping channels to catch every five-day weather report, I was astounded. He scanned in search of highs and lows, pausing on The Discovery Channel to watch a zebra getting eaten by a tiger. Then, feeling optimistic about his placement on the food chain, he’d be off to find more weather. Sometimes, when he was out, he’d call home and ask me to tape the weather. He’d hang up and I’d be stunned, staring at the phone in my hand. <span style=""> </span>Uh . . . there <i style="">is</i> no weather. If they predicted 72 and sunny, rather than 78 and sunny, would he wear the <i>thicker</i> T-shirt he bought at The Gap? <span style=""> </span>If rain were forecast, would he get up earlier to compensate for twenty-mile sig-alerts?<span style=""> </span>No. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" >Practicality was not the driving issue for the ex-man. He was compelled to catch the weather report every night. <span style=""> </span>It was his way of organizing his confusing, out-of-control universe. Weathermen are an ongoing certainty in these un-certain times. Ex can tune them in — same time, same channel — every night. They’re there, unlike so much of his life that isn’t. And Dallas Raines is like a “Good Daddy”. He cares what kind of a day the ex will have.<span style=""> </span>Dallas wants him to wear the right thing for his comfort and safety.<span style=""> </span>Who doesn’t want that?<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><span style=""> </span>As a kid, I woke up and turned on the radio weather report. It was winter and I’d want to hear if I’d have to get up out of a warm fluffy bed and stand in a blizzard waiting for the bus to take me to a school full of icy classmates, or would I hear that school was canceled. <span style=""> </span>My happiest childhood memory (often asked in Learning Annex self-improvement workshops) was a frozen morning the radio announced that school was canceled. I buried myself in my down comforter for another few hours and dreamed of one day living in L.A., where the threat of rain made the news.<span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent: 0.5in; line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" >This is how I manage the ‘weather’ here in L.A. County.<span style=""> </span>I walk to a window and look outside.<span style=""> </span>If it’s dark in the middle of the day, and I <i style="">must</i> leave the house, I carry an umbrella, and I don’t get the car washed. <span style=""> </span>Occasionally, I’ll stick an arm out the window to determine whether to wear a sweater or tank top.<span style=""> </span>Because of the normal fluctuations of temperatures, like if it’s 82 degrees during the day, it’ll be 62 at night, if it’s 82 at the beach, it’s 140 in the Valley. <span style=""> </span>This is not an exact science, but neither is meteorology. <span style=""> </span>I’m not saying I never don’t tune in to the five-day forecast. <span style=""> </span>Sometimes Dallas Raines (real name) predictions come true and he’s got a great smile. (Although I question his choice of make up. <span style=""> </span>I’d lighten up the base, ease off the self-tanner, and powder, powder, powder!)<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><span style=""> </span>So, enjoy your summer, all of you So. Californians. And if you feel a need to tune into the weather report each night, think of a half-frozen moose and be grateful that mittens are not necessary items to have in your wardrobe. <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-family:";font-size:130%;" ><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;font-size:130%;" ><span style=""> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31286528.post-35745447065834769302008-03-03T12:17:00.000-08:002008-03-03T13:43:50.801-08:00COURAGE!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/R8xdqZiZGBI/AAAAAAAAAEk/DqWkRammnEI/s1600-h/Hanala+Shot-1MB%282%29.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/R8xdqZiZGBI/AAAAAAAAAEk/DqWkRammnEI/s320/Hanala+Shot-1MB%282%29.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5173613054932883474" border="0" /></a><br /><div class="Section1"> <h2><span class="SpellE"><span style="font-size:22;">Hanala</span></span><span style="font-size:22;"> <span class="SpellE">Stadner</span> <span style=""> </span>– <span style=""> </span>A Profile in Courage <o:p></o:p></span></h2> <h2>The <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">Boca Raton</st1:city></st1:place> News <br /></h2> <p class="MsoNormal"><strong><i>Published February 18th, <span class="GramE">2008<span style="font-weight: normal; font-style: normal;"> </span><span style="font-weight: normal; font-style: normal;"><span style=""> </span>By</span></span></i></strong> Diane <span class="SpellE">Feen</span> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><v:shapetype id="_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" preferrelative="t" spt="75" filled="f" stroked="f" path=" m@4@5 l@4@11@9@11@9@5 xe"><v:stroke joinstyle="miter"></v:stroke><v:formulas><v:f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0 "></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 1 0 "></v:f><v:f eqn="sum 0 0 @1 "></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @2 1 2 "></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth "></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight "></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @0 0 1 "></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @6 1 2 "></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth "></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @8 21600 0 "></v:f><v:f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight "></v:f><v:f eqn="sum @10 21600 0 "></v:f></v:formulas><v:path extrusionok="f" gradientshapeok="t" connecttype="rect"></v:path><o:lock aspectratio="t" ext="edit"></o:lock></v:shapetype><v:shape id="_x0000_s1026" style="margin-top: 13.8pt; z-index: 1; margin-left: 0px; width: 132.5pt; position: absolute; height: 173.8pt;" type="#_x0000_t75" coordsize="21600,21600" allowoverlap="f"><v:imagedata title="Hanala Shot-1MB" src="8C580B66_files/image001.jpg"></v:imagedata><w:wrap type="square"></w:wrap></v:shape></p> <p><span class="SpellE">Hanala</span> <span class="SpellE">Stadner</span> knows the difference between comedy and tragedy. She should - she’s seen them both up close. And like any good chef, <span class="SpellE">Stadner</span> knows how to mix her angst with agony and come up with some pretty hilarious tales.</p> <p>It’s all documented in her book, “My Parents Went <span class="GramE">Through</span> the Holocaust and All I got Was This Lousy T-Shirt.” The book, like <span class="SpellE">Stadner</span>, is as unconventional as you can get with a wit that is wickedly engaging.<span style=""> </span></p> <p>That’s Why She Was Asked <span class="GramE">To Be The Guest Speaker By</span> Next Generations (an organization of children and grandchildren of Holocaust Survivors) and <span class="SpellE">Hillel</span> of Broward and <st1:place st="on"><st1:placename st="on">Palm Beach</st1:placename> <st1:placetype st="on">County</st1:placetype></st1:place>.<span style=""> </span><span class="SpellE">Stadner</span> came to tell her story - one that is unique and sad, yet exhilarating and triumphant – at <st1:place st="on"><st1:placename st="on">Lynn</st1:placename> <st1:placename st="on">University</st1:placename></st1:place>. </p> <p>“I thought my kitchen was the Wailing Wall there so much fighting there….All my parent’s furniture was covered in plastic. If my mom could have covered my dad in plastic she would have done that too,” she said wryly. </p> <p><strong>Every <span class="GramE">Picture <span style=""> </span><span class="SpellE"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Hanala</span></span></span></strong> <span class="SpellE">Stadner</span> calls her book – and her life – a <span class="SpellE">traumedy</span>. A fitting name when you consider that her mom often said to her, “Hitler killed my whole family, but I should live to have a daughter like you, you can’t even make <span class="SpellE">da</span> bed?” </p> <p>Although Jewish parents have been known to sprinkle guilt around as if it were a party favor, <span class="SpellE">Stadners</span>’ mom used it in epic proportion. “When I asked my mom, at a young age, ‘Mom, why don’t the girls like me,’ my mom would say, ‘You think they liked <em>me</em> in <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Poland</st1:place></st1:country-region>?’”</p> <p>It didn’t take long for little <span class="SpellE">Hanala</span> to internalize her parents’ pain, and the result was an adult with an alcohol, food and drug addiction. She ballooned to 160 pounds, she got into self-destructive relationships (and an 18-year marriage to a non-Jewish doctor bigamist) and finally hit rock bottom. But sometimes it’s the shock of hitting the bottom that makes some people bounce back even higher. And that’s what happened <span class="GramE">to .</span></p> <p>“I always wanted to do something important with my life, but I didn’t have the self-esteem to accomplish it. Eventually the solution became the problem – I had a successful career as an alcoholic.”</p> <p>But it didn’t last too long. After falling into a Christmas tree at a party<span class="GramE">,<span style=""> </span><span class="SpellE">Stadner</span></span> was invited to an AA meeting. It was through AA meetings – and her job as a spinning instructor – that <span class="GramE">allowed<span style=""> </span>to</span> salvage her life. “I like AA. There are no dues or fees…</p> <p><o:p> </o:p></p> <p>You laugh, cry, go <span class="SpellE">Oooo</span>….You’re empowered to get out and drench yourself in life rather than booze,” she said.</p> <p><strong>Seeing Straight<span style=""> </span></strong>Getting sober was an ordeal <span class="GramE">for<span style=""> </span>(</span>it’s been 25 years, she told us), and so was getting a divorce from her husband. All it took, she said, was a million dollars worth of therapy and some realizations. </p> <p>In the chapter of her book called, “Good things now come in AA Meetings, not baggies,<span class="GramE">”<span style=""> </span><span class="SpellE">Stadner</span></span> realizes that her husband of two years was bald. To some women this realization may not have been a big deal, but to <span class="SpellE">Stadner</span>, it was a rude awakening. “I don’t say a thing. I obsess about it. I dream about it. I share about it at meetings…When I started to get sober I realized that I was married to a bigamist chiropractor with a hair weave. I realized that my husband was bald, and then I wondered, ‘what else didn’t I know,’ that’s when I decided that I better stay sober.”</p> <p>It wasn’t long afterwards <span class="GramE">that<span style=""> </span>became</span> as enamored with sobriety as she had been with being high. She went to the gym, taught spinning class, hosted a cable access TV show called, “The Suzan <span class="SpellE">Stadner</span> Show,” and divorced her husband. “I put everything I learned in therapy into the book. I took out the blame and added all the drawings,” she said.</p> <p>It is the book that <span class="SpellE">Stadner</span> holds up as a mirror to her life. She successfully turns tragedy into comedy the way a hotel chambermaid turns the corners of a bed into triangles. It is her insights – brilliantly mixed in with temporary insanity - that engages readers. “I couldn’t put it down. It’s profound and at the same time hysterically funny. I laughed out loud at the chapter titles alone,” said Jess Walton, EMMY award-winning actress. </p> <p><span class="SpellE">Stadner</span> also had other admirers – “I tape her TV shows… is mesmerizing, hypnotic…she draws me in and I go along for the ride,” said Marlon <span class="SpellE">Brando</span>. <span class="GramE">( reminisces</span> that <span class="SpellE">Brando</span> promised to write the forward for her book. “Too bad he died,” she laments.</p> <p><strong>Comedy Heals<span class="GramE"> <span style="font-weight: normal;">Things</span></span></strong> are going pretty well for this self-transformed writer, actress, media darling (she’s been on CNN, CBS Early Show, Dateline, <span class="SpellE">Leeza</span> and Extra) and comedienne. She has a new boyfriend, “I found the greatest guy. He’s not Jewish but he makes great pasta and he carries <span class="GramE">all my</span> luggage,” she told us, and she is working on possible movie deals. </p> <p>If pleasure and pain are opposite sides of the same coin, <span class="GramE">then<span style=""> </span>is</span> a quick-change artist. She made us laugh – and she allowed us to marvel at the strength of the human spirit (hers specifically – “I’m not a survivor, I’m a <span class="SpellE">thriver</span>,” she said). For that the audience applauded her. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Information <span class="GramE">about<span style=""> </span>can</span> be found at traumedycentral.com and Next Generations - <a href="http://www.nextgenerations.org/">www.nextgenerations.org</a>. 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Log: December 23, 1982:</span></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/R3asyCvY3II/AAAAAAAAACY/ViomLeTYWxs/s1600-h/HAZE+CHIPS+liquified2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 287px; height: 390px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/R3asyCvY3II/AAAAAAAAACY/ViomLeTYWxs/s320/HAZE+CHIPS+liquified2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5149493199673810050" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/R3asjSvY3HI/AAAAAAAAACQ/_rHRBmi7Yao/s1600-h/Disco+Cab.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 163px; height: 204px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N2cVfiogDNE/R3asjSvY3HI/AAAAAAAAACQ/_rHRBmi7Yao/s320/Disco+Cab.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5149492946270739570" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:lucida grande;"><br />Another Christmas party, feh! More parties I don’t need. Parties—breeding ground for humiliation. Another night to experience lost potential and less-than-ism. God knows what someone will say to me, and what I’ll do with what they say. And, of course, they’re going to say, “How are you?” and I’ll think, what have you heard?<br /><br />High-end TV people are the scariest of all people. They see me, I see a possible connection to an acting job. What follows isn’t pretty.<br /><br />I pop a Quaalude to take the edge off getting ready.<br /><br />Forty-five minutes later, the closet’s empty, I’m still not dressed, and there’s a mountain of clothes on the bed. What was I thinking in all of those dressing rooms? I panic. I have to look perfect to pass for normal. What if I catch my reflection in a mirror and discover my ass looks fat? My mind will be on my ass all night.<br /><br />The (now) EX is driving, I’m dreading. I don’t even hear the car radio. My Sony Thinkman drowns it out, playing the same old standards: “Don’t stammer. You’re retaining water and your nose looks big in this dress.”<br /><br />I know some people enjoy getting together with others. They bond. But how can I carry on a conversation with somebody when I’m already deep in conversation with myself? Someone could say, “You’re the prettiest woman in the room,” and I’d think, “Sure, this room.” Being with people isn’t fun, it’s work.<br /><br />I should prepare something to talk about, but what? Nobody cares who Erica Kane married today. I can’t talk about myself because I might come off as a self-involved egomaniac.<br /><br />I’m at a loss. I’m exhausted. I’ve been through the me grinder.<br /><br />What if some show business big shot asks, “Why are you here?” I could say, “My mother and father are Jews who got married in Poland during the Holocaust and they had me instead of an abortion. Why are you here?” Is that still about me?<br /><br />So here we are, walking through the door. Intro, intro, smile, smile. I try to focus outside of myself. Remember the name, associate it with something. But what? Her face looks like a horse, let’s see—Ed? It’s not that I forget a name. I wasn’t present for the introduction, so I never heard it to begin with. And what if Mr. EX comes over and wants to be introduced?<br /><br />I’m being introduced to a woman and suddenly, I turn Tourette’s. “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch your name. I was distracted by your facelift, clown makeup and bulbous breasts jutting out of your dress... did you look in the mirror before leaving the house? Forgive me, my mother was judgmental and it’s a habit I’ve acquired. I’m trying to be a less critical person. Would you care to repeat your name?” It turns out that she’s a casting director. Okay, so I never said it—but I thought it.<br /><br />I gotta get out of here. Where’s the bar?<br /><br />Like a pig sniffs out truffles, I find booze. On the kitchen counter, next to sodas and Coffee-mate, is an unopened bottle of Smirnoff. I open it. That’s the last thing I remember until I wake up in the Christmas tree.<br /><br />I can’t recall knocking the tree over, but I’m the only one in the tree. I sit, my dress up to my hips, with crushed ornaments and a plastic baby Jesus, hoping no one has noticed. I’m especially concerned because I haven’t yet learned the value of panties. Who thinks of underwear? I have enough trouble putting on mascara.<br /><br />I raise my head. Everyone is staring at me. The room is a still frame. The music’s stopped. How do I get out of this gracefully? I focus on trying to put a broken angel ornament together, and mercifully slip back into my blackout.<br />When I come to, I’m in my carport trying to stop EX from throwing his suits into the trunk of the Beamer.<br /><br />We fight, he packs. The dry cleaning bills are ridiculous. You’d think, after all the times he’s packed up to leave, he'd have learned to grab the iron-free poly-blends first.<br /><br />I drop to my knees and beg him to stay. He usually likes it when I get on my knees. And begging is something I know from . . . Pleeeze, Mummy . . . don’t leave! I’m sorry, I’ll never do it again, pleeeze, give me one more chance to make you like me again?<br /><br />He stays.<br /><br />The next morning I wake up to the smell of coffee and a vague, “’Bye! Don’t forget to call her.” By her he means the hostess of the party. I try to remember last night, and as I do, I try to forget.<br /><br />The great alcohol amnesia curtain lifts, bringing back another of last night’s scenes—<br />I’m standing in front of an open oven, fanning my dress to dry it, and wondering how it got wet. I’m annoyed with the conversation taking place behind me. Spinning around, I address a lanky redhead, “You are not on Falcon Crest as you claim! I know this because I’m an actress! I watch Falcon Crest!” This I know. Why my dress is wet, I have no idea.<br /><br />I realize—OH GOD—she is on Falcon Crest. What an idiot I was! Cringe. The cringe that stole Christmas. I feel like I swallowed a bad thing.<br /><br />I dump what’s left of the Tia Maria into the coffee, the coffee into me, and dial the hostess’ number, prepared to pretend that last night’s humiliation hasn’t destroyed me.<br /><br />I inquire about the condition of the Christmas tree, and assure my hostess that this sort of thing has never happened before.<br /><br />She interrupts, “Are you aware -- that this was an Alcoholics Anonymous Christmas party and you were the only drunk person there?”<br /><br />“No.”<br /><br />I hadn’t been aware of anything.<br /><br />She continues, “I’d like to take you to a meeting. There are some women’s groups...."<br /><br />Yeah right! It’s what you reformers live for, isn’t it? Back off, you holier-than-thou, big-book-thumping recruiter.<br />I ain’t joining no clan of bitches!<br /><br />But what I actually say is, “Thanks, but, drinking’s not really a problem. I’ve decided to cut down to a couple glasses of wine with dinner.” They’ll be very big glasses.<br /><br />I say bye and hang up the phone. Losers!<br /><br /></span><br /><span style="font-family:lucida grande;">And a little voice, a sad little voice, says quietly, “Even those losers won’t like you.”<br /><br /><br /></span></span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com